Engineering dating jokes

It's possible you might have to be an engineer to truly appreciate engineering jokes and humor, but if you get the jokes , they are certainly funny! Engineering is all about laziness in the name of a better life. A fire engineer, who could not speak Arabic, was finding it difficult to market his newly invented fire extinguisher in the Arabian continent. He consulted an expert who advised him to use photographic symbols. Now he proceeded with a three-stage demonstration photographs, namely 1 a car on fire, 2 a man fighting the fire with the device, then 3 a clean car. Meanwhile, the Arabs read from right to the left, so they avoided the device completely.
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70 Electricity Puns You’ll Love to Read (Jokes & One-Liners)

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70 Electricity Puns You'll Love to Read (Jokes & One-Liners)

So, to help lighten up those moments during a stressful day, we scoured the web to find the funniest engineering jokes. You're in the same position you were before we met, but somehow now it's my fault. The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m short of the deer. The engineer goes second.
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Engineering Students Jokes

The hardware engineer went first. Thomas with no money worries. The software engineer went next.
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